So my Loppem sweater is finally dry.
It’s not exactly as planned. It is a tad “large” or “huge” or “enormous.” Luckily it fits this person:
Doesn’t it look amazing?! All it took was an upgrade of at least three cup sizes and the sweater is perfect. Since I don’t want to undergo surgery for a sweater and I can’t bring myself to knit another one AND this person happens to be a very close friend, this sweater will now be her Christmas gift. Problem solved!