1. foam is porous

2. foam is wet

3. drunk people slip and fall on dry surfaces. It’s worse on wet ones.

4. drunk person who slips in foam and lands on his face will contract some sort of disease, parasite or bacteria. (for explanation, see #1 and #2).

Lastly, if you DO go to a foam party and then wake up a few days later with pink eye, sending an “all staff” email about said pink eye is just hilarious. So Aaron, thank you for that. It made my day. Thank goodness that I still have an email account at my former job. I don’t know what I would do all day at this shop without it 😉