This is how they installed my digital phone line from the box:

They literally cut the blue wire, shaved it down to a smaller wire, added a phone jack and then plugged it in. So thats kinda like paying for Blue Sky Bulky yarn but getting 12 strands of Red Heart held together

or like not having US#11 needles and wrapping duct tape around US#8s until they are close to the right size

or like ordering Habu Textiles Wool and Steel and being shipped steel wool instead