You haunt me. You must stop. Stop falling out of crevices in my closet and landing at my feet. Stop appearing in Knit Happens bags that I have forgotten about. Stop flowing out of the basket in my living room. Just stop. I am fighting back. I am making a pledge to knit five sweaters by February. That will show you now won’t it? That’s thousands of yards, more than five thousand  yards from your mass that will be taken. (well that’s a lie because I am currently on the hunt for 12o0 yards of Fiber Company Organik for one of the five sweaters). Ok, fine, that’s over FOUR thousand yards of fiber taken from you.  Then what will you do? You might actually have to keep yourself contained to three large plastic bins instead of five “or so.” The sock yarn will have a majority and might take over. How awful for you to become mostly sock yarn! ha! take that! Reduced to fiber that I will eventually put on my feet. What a fitting end for your years of torture!